Moncef avait acheté une télévision, mais il s’était rendu compte qu’il serait plus facile, et surtout moins cher, de demander à ses trois fils de regarder une peinture à la place. En plus, il n’aurait pas besoin de payer le câble. Ainsi, il décida de retourner la télévision pour un remboursement. « Je ne peux pas […]
Moncef prend l’autobus
C’était une belle journée et Moncef voulait aller visiter son troisième fils, le seul qui avait véritablement au moins un peu d’avenir. Sa Mercedes étant en réparation et sa BMW venant d’être nettoyée (il n’allait pas salir son sixième véhicule préféré simplement pour aller visiter l’un de ses fils, après tout), Moncef décida de prendre l’autobus. […]
Xilitum
The thing I remember the most vividly about that night is the smell. A noisome, repulsive stench that seemed to stick to my skin forever and that no product seemed to remove, aside from strong acids I did not dare to use. Tomato soup, toothpaste, peroxide, even bleach was without effect. The stench penetrated every […]
The Top 10 Sumer Kolcak images - Part 2
5- Passport I used to have a Turkish friend. I say “used to” because I never really keep my friends for long, but I used to be friend with a girl from Turkey. Who, coincidentally, was also pretty crazy. And, I have to say, to my deepest regret, pretty as hell.pretty. Anyway, my Turkish friend had an […]
The Top 10 Sumer Kolcak images
That’s not how you grow cucumbers, Sumer. Not too long ago, one of my posts made the front page of several important websites. Sure, those websites were Turkish, but you have to start somewhere. There were so many people reading my God of Infinity post at some point that my website almost crashed. In […]
Are you ready to take the Sumer Kolcak challenge?
THE SUMER KOLCAK CHALLENGE: 1) Go to any airport in the US without any form of identification on you. Bonus point if you wear a turban. 2) Buy a one-way ticket from one large US city to another. New York is the most optimal destination. 3) While boarding your plan and going through security, hand any […]
The master returns.
Read my newest post on Sumer Kolcak, God of Infinity, on July 15th, 2014. THE MASTER RETURNS
Mia posted, website finished
Well, well - finally. I confess, I much prefer to write than code or design a website. Still, it had to be done and it has been done. I now have a fully functional, highly-optimized, SEO-performing website to publish my work to. I’ve added the categories “parts” for multi-part stories (novellas, mostly) as well as […]
Mia
“Cut his electricity.” “He’d buy a generator.” “Well, then cut his internet.” “He’d go to a friend house. Or play at school.” “At least he’d be at school more often. That’s a start.” I cannot help but smirk. To me, her problem seems nothing but trivial. I simply can’t understand the source of her apparent […]
The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos: Conclusion
Avoiding the most annoying hobos is a somewhat delicate and difficult game; if Snoring Asshole and Stinky Lady are at opposite sides of the court, you are fucked, and it might be time to pick another career. If Staring Dyke decides to sit with her back to the wall or if Meteofag sneaks behind you […]