Not the most cogent hate mail I ever received…

Most of the comments and e-mails I receive are positive, encouraging and genuinely nice. However, there are always outliers. Here is one hate mail I thought was too brilliant to pass up:

hey dumbass I like how you made a post “dividends are for suckers” and then wrote a whole post on reits saying that you prefer those that paid a higher dividend. Way to contradict yourself loser

The e-mail was signed “Rob,” a perfect name because I truly felt reading it “robbed” me of me time.

In any event, REITs do not pay dividends: they pay a distribution. Before you try to insult someone, at least make sure you understand what the fuck you’re talking about.