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Losing your wordpress password sucks

A few people have written to me over the past month asking why my website hadn’t been updated in a while. I usually post an article every 2 weeks or so and my last article is almost 2 months old. The reason is simple: I had lost my wordpress password. But this is a long […]

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David Einhorn is an Idiot

So someone ended up forwarding me a letter from Greenlight Capital, a massive hedge fund (lol) managed by no other than David Einhorn. Here’s what I remembered from it: The Greenlight Capital funds (the “Partnerships”) returned (4.0)%, net of fees and expenses, in the second quarter of 2017 My first reaction was: is this a […]

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Blue Apron IPO (APRN): The World’s Worst Idea

So a few weeks ago I registered to something called Miss Fresh. It’s like Blue Apron (NYSE:APRN) (who’s about to do an IPO), except… Actually, it’s pretty much like Blue Apron, so let’s talk about this for now. So a few weeks ago, I tried Miss Fresh, the home delivery service. Like, you pay them and […]

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I fucking love Donald Trump

Sorry for cussing, but I just had to say it. But seriously though: I made so much money since Donald Trump was elected that I might myself run for president one day (LOL). In case you wonder, here’s the recipe for printing free money: 1. Wait for Donald Trump to tweet something stupid -OR- wait […]

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New website (plus WordPress and Youtube problems!)

A couple of weeks ago, I changed my webhost. There wasn’t anything particularly wrong with the one I had, except for three things: They were very expensive They were very slow Every single facet of my hosting experience was riddled with problems and issues In other words, yeah, my former webhost was garbage. I’m not […]

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Impulsive + Stupid = …

From XX: u are 1 of the biggest idiots ive ever seen. first u bash technical analysis which u obviously never looked into because what u said about it was bashing FURU analysis, not real TA. Then u and ur almighty fundamental strategy that requires so much math and hard work isn’t even fundamental trading. […]

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Martin Shkreli: A Gentleman and a Scholar

A couple of days ago, I had the immense privilege and pleasure to have a face-to-face discussion with Mr. Martin Shkreli, one of my absolute idols and inspiration in life. The man was just as amazing as I thought it would. Luckily, someone managed to record the interaction: I want to say I have nothing […]

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