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$1,700 for an iPhone? Really?

I think Apple has officially gone too far. I realize that people will still buy it, but there’s no way I could ever justify $1,700 for an iPhone. No way. I know full-fledged gaming laptops that can run Skyrim on max settings that cost less than that. I realize miniaturization costs a lot and all, […]

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You’re breaking my heart, Apple.

It feels like forever since I even approached Apple. The story goes something like this: about a year ago, I know for a fact Apple will crush earnings estimates AND go up. I massively buy calls. I’m proven right and I make a nice tidy profit. I keep around a thousand shares of NASDAQ:AAPL, and […]

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A prayer to Apple, God of the Stock Market

Every night before I go to sleep, I do my prayer to the God Apple: Our Father, Who is in Cupertino, Holy is Your iPhone; Your Apple Stores come, Your products be distributed in China as they are in America Give us this day our daily one dollar stock price increase, and forgive those who short you, as we forgive […]

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