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Rana Foroohar is an idiot and a tool

Sometimes, you read an article so blatantly stupid it ends up being brilliant. Unfortunately, Rana Foroohar’s latest turd is not amongst those: it’s just stupid. Really, really, really, really stupid. I don’t believe there should be laws restricting what people can post online, but her most recent pile of shit would make a good case for […]

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A prayer to Apple, God of the Stock Market

Every night before I go to sleep, I do my prayer to the God Apple: Our Father, Who is in Cupertino, Holy is Your iPhone; Your Apple Stores come, Your products be distributed in China as they are in America Give us this day our daily one dollar stock price increase, and forgive those who short you, as we forgive […]

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