Wow! What’s with the title, you might ask? Well, it’s simply the title of one of the most incredible posts ever posted in the internet. And to be honest, the title could hardly be more amazing in itself. This is going to be quite different from what I normally write; in a way, this is […]
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God of Infinity
God of Infinity: Epilogue
Is there anything that should ever be added to that masterpiece, really? Isn’t it absolute perfection already? Well, three years later, Sumer added an update under another name, in the same topic. Now, take a guess: do you think the update makes any more sense? Do you think three years made him more sane? Do […]
God of Infinity Part 4: Batshit Insane
AND NOW THIS IS THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE: THE FINAL BATTLE. ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU FUCKING READY? CAPS LOCKS TIME! Let’s do this. So THAT’S where the data is coming from after all! Some guy who got naked in his apartment was “injected” with imagination. The mission…. The mission… Challenge even you, the […]
God of Infinity Part 3: Paranoia Finally Sets In
I’d like to take a moment here to indicate that this is truly where paranoia will begin to set in. If there is any psychiatry resident reading this, Sumer would make a fantastic subject. This guy is literally a walking DSM-V. Let’s read the next paragraph: DAMNIT! I’ve noticed phone calls in recent days, and […]
God of Infinity Part 2: From simply crazy to crazy dangerous
In this part, Sumer Kolcak shows his true nature and… Well, he gets dangerous for real. This is where… Well, let’s just say I was totally, completely opposed to the Patriot Act, but after reading this, I’m not so sure anymore. Oh fuck. No need to wait even a second more. Call the FBI, report […]
God of Infinity Part 1: The One One
So THAT is the data. GREAT data. And you have decided to give it to us after all? OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH, SUMER! And your data is that any color that isn’t white is abusing humanity? And we are supposed to experiment on that how exactly? How, Sumer? On other websites, […]
God of Infinity: Prologue
A perfect beginning for a perfect text. I mean, you could stop reading here and pretty much guess what this whole text is about – and I do love that! Straight to the point, Sumer! One sentence and you know exactly is going to follow (take a guess?). The code to infinity has been cracked… […]