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I fucking love Donald Trump

Sorry for cussing, but I just had to say it. But seriously though: I made so much money since Donald Trump was elected that I might myself run for president one day (LOL). In case you wonder, here’s the recipe for printing free money: 1. Wait for Donald Trump to tweet something stupid -OR- wait […]

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I hereby declare that Hillary Clinton won the elections

It is now 6:07PM on Tuesday, November 8th, 2016, and I hereby declare that Hillary Clinton has won the elections and become president. Here’s why:   The first polls close at 6:00PM exactly. Look at what happened to volatility, in this case UVXY, at exactly 6:00PM, the time the very first voting booths close. Obviously, […]

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