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The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos: 8) Weirdo

8- Weirdo   There is no other way to describe that person. He’s just… weird! Weirdo (not to be confused with Birdo) looks like a fish and has the curliest hair I can imagine. It’s like his hair was hit by a tornado or something – or maybe his hair is a tornado. Weirdo is […]

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos: 10) The Black Lady

10-The Black Lady   If we were living in Skyrim, this woman would give the most interesting quests, ever. Very simply put, she is one of the most mysterious person I have ever met, down to the Heisenberg-type hat (the Breaking Bad guy, I don’t think the real Heisenberg ever wore hats). Spotlessly clean, neat, […]

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos: #3: Third Cup

3)   Third Cup   You know, I never understood the name “Second Cup”. Well, to be clear, I never understood why we needed so many different coffee chains in the first place (Starbucks, Java U, Café Dépôt, Café Presse, Second Cup, Tim Hortons, Art Java, Dunkins Donuts plus the 50,000 independent coffee shops listed here […]

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos: #2: Second Cup

  2)   Second Cup   The second place gets on my nerves so bad I almost considered not including it. On paper, it’s the best place on the list and a great place to write in general. Quite spacious, it offers a large number and selection of seats and the prices are decent: you can […]

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos: #1: Tim Hortons

1)   Tim Hortons   The first place on the list is a Tim Hortons which, already, disqualifies it as a potential place to write. Dark, ugly and always empty (at least at this hour), this place is as gloomy as a bad haunted house during an electrical outage and is more likely to scare than […]

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Hobos

One particular thing about me is that I rarely get compose original works at home. I simply can’t get inspired on Microsoft Word; to write, I need a blank page, I need to strike out things and add notes on the fly, which computers simply can’t do. Computers, for me, are used for editing, refining, […]

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God of Infinity: Epilogue

Is there anything that should ever be added to that masterpiece, really? Isn’t it absolute perfection already? Well, three years later, Sumer added an update under another name, in the same topic. Now, take a guess: do you think the update makes any more sense? Do you think three years made him more sane? Do […]

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God of Infinity Part 4: Batshit Insane

AND NOW THIS IS THE CLIMAX OF THE MOVIE: THE FINAL BATTLE. ARE YOU READY? ARE YOU FUCKING READY? CAPS LOCKS TIME! Let’s do this. So THAT’S where the data is coming from after all! Some guy who got naked in his apartment was “injected” with imagination. The mission…. The mission… Challenge even you, the […]

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